This one freaked me out! Apparently a pro-marching band traitor has stepped upon my web page.
Okay. Just because I have one anti page does not mean I am anti everything. Marching band is not strictly American. I know for a fact that at least one exists in Britain, and I have been told that they exist in Holland and in Canada. I guess I might as well tell you guys that I hate Wal-Mart. It's WAY to crowded in there for me. I'm slightly claustrophobic. I'm also slightly vegetarian, so I don't eat at McDonald's avidly either. If I want french fries, I go to Jack in the Box and order a Sourdough Jack without the meat. I don't plan on becoming anti-American, but if I do, I'll be sure to inform my loving public about my anti-apple pie, anti-Abe Lincoln, pro-communist, anti-baseball, anti-football, anti-lawsuit, anti-TV, anti-Aaron Copeland, anti-religious freedom, anti-wind band pages.
This one needs no explaining. He wrote it at about 4 in the morning and we all know what kind of wierdos lurk the net at that hour.
After high school, I decided to join a drum & bugle corps. That's like a really good marching band without all the pansy flutes and crap. We were good. I had fun. You would probably come up with some kind of anti drum corps page if you had lived that life too. It's not for the faint of heart. In fat, neither is McDonald's. I went there the other day and I was astonished to find that every entree on the menu contained meat. What is this world coming to? I mean, I can't go into an American institution like Mickey D's and get myself a nice vegetarian meal? Maybe you ought to put up an Anti-McDonald's web page too. Ya know, there was recently an article in Vegetarian Times about how meat is bad. It was called "Real Men Eat Tofu". Well, it was really good. Everyone and their dog should check out that magazine. It's really good. Anyway back to my story. I think that maybe you need to spend less time hating marching band and more time practicing your instrument. Geez. Well, enough time telling you how bad your page is, I respect you for putting up a web page and all, it's not an easy thing to do. Congratulations and I wish that maybe you would turn around your opinion on marching band but I have a strong feeling that's not happening. Keep expressing your feelings though, it's a good thing."
In good fun,