Top 15 Reasons to Hate
Marching Band
15. It's nice to have
most of your joints left when you're old.
14. "Hold
it."
13. Big person, little
color guard uniform.
12. It's nice to have a
social life.
11. Grass fields that
use manure for fertilizer in the rain.
10. Backwards Diagonal
Passthroughs with the Trombone section.
9. Piccolos.
8. Large,
flagpole-shaped bruises.
7. Two tone bodies
never have been and never will be in style.
6. Marching Brass
instruments are just crappy.
5. !@#$%^&* ! Don't
Move!
4. "If you can walk on
it, you can march."
3. Listening to 7 bad
versions of Appalachian Spring in one night.
2. 180 beats a minute
double time in 110 degree F heat.
1. It Blows. 'Nuff
Said.
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